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When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.
(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment
It's a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.
I could decide what to name my paper, but then I had a Jesus Moment and i figured out the perfect title.
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1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.
2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.
"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"
"Dude, you had a jesus moment"
"I must be jesus"
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Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.
Talia is having another jesus moment
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An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.
(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)
”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006
“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007
“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008
“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
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When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering
fuck a come-to-Jesus moment
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