Jesus Roll

When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.

I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!

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rolling jesus

a hand rolled cigarette.

-dude, can i have a rolling jesus?

-shure, just let me find my tobacco first...

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