Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments
Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache
Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick
24π 4π
Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.
"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."
12π 2π
An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.
Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."
Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"
26π 9π
Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.
The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.
16π 45π
A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.
Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES
When someone with a big dick fucks you
Jesus h dick that felt good
Dick Jesus- Dick Game so good, females drop to their knees like Mary Magdeline at the cross.
My home girl got mad because her friend calls me βDick Jesus.β
6π 3π