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Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

by Bus36 January 26, 2006

77πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 27, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jesus tits

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

22πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


jesus tits

A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.

Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.

by Klaireabell October 8, 2007

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


jesus tit

Expression similar to "what the fuck!" often used in poker tournaments and the whatnot

"Jesus tit, will you please pay attention and not be such a dickneck."

by Cunty Spice July 29, 2006

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 7, 2003

23πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž