Jet Leg

Jet Leg usually occurs near the end of a crowded Southwest Airlines flight. You're packed in like sardines and you haven't moved your legs for 3 hours. When you get up to exit the plane, your legs are asleep and are cramping up something fierce. Jet Leg is not contagious and usually subsides somewhere near the baggage terminal. 'Jet Leg' is the evil step-sister of 'Jet Lag'.

Rawd: "John, how was your trip and why are you limping"?

John: "I have a terrble case of Jet Leg, Rawd"

Rawd: "Don't you mean Jet Lag"?

John: " No, Jet Leg, Rawd. Jet Leg!!

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Jet Leg

When you’re convinced that jet leg is the term instead of jet lag because you’re too tired.

Hayli said she might be suffering from “jet leg”

Jet Leg

When you're frequently banging different girls with different nationalities, you eventually get fatigued.

Man I have jet leg, i just got back from Greece, but before that I was in the UAE and tomorrow I'm heading to Cuba. I can hardly walk...

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