A raging alcoholic, wannabe musician/golfer and undercover queer. Has a tendency to hang around multiple drunk females and still goes home alone. Know to take large breasted women on free vacations without engaging in any sexual activity. Uses multiples sexual references to male body parts and homosexual situations in everyday conversations. Butt Pirate. Total fag.
Yeah, he definitely pulled a Jethro Marx.
What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.