A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.
Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
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