Jew Shoe

Rags or articles of clothing that's wrapped around the feet, in the place of normal footware.

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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.

Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.

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