jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

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Jewart Little

A small jewish boy who likes redheads and hates niggers. will punch you in the right shoulder if touched. Enjoys being pegged by anyone with red hair. Hates other jews, and will go on rants about fortnite and porn.

Did you see Jimmy?
Yeah he's dating that new girl
such a Jewart Little
REAL