Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.

Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!