jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

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jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

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jewish mother

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

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Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

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