Jewy-us Ceasar

The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.

Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.

Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.

Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....

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