Jiff Lungen

A pale, somewhat ginger, boy who suffers from early-onset borderline personality disorder. Although out of his control, this boy is unable to construct complete and coherent statements. His communication is further impeded by an inability to control his muscles, especially around the mouth, causing what can only be described as hypersalivation. To cope with what some scientists describe as crippling loneliness, he resorts to seeking pleasure through video games and adult videos. This has led to an addiction that not only results in him missing out on basketball teams, but leading to an obsession to incessant ab workouts. This biological phenomenon is known to get handouts from an aspiring business tycoon whom which he is questionably connected to in the form of internships. In returning “friendship”, one can be awarded with exchangeable credit known as PP. Overall, the boy has caused much harm in his friend group resulting in the partnered girl friend group to flee from his appallingly subpar social skills.

Jiff Lungen: “I’m on box.”
Humanity: “Shut up, Jiff Lungen!”