Jim Green

Jim Green

Definition :

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Jim Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.

Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Jim Green'd them while Galway Girl was playing on the radio