Jim Porter

Jim porter is the love of my life. He has shaped destinies of many and has guided thousands to enlightenment. His beauty defies all bounds. It defies all bounds of universal law. He may be the smartest man in the universe, dare I say smarter than god himself. Watch as he rises above the rest of the human race, and stares down on them, as if everyone else was a small beetle. Jim porter does not live in our world. We live in Jim Porter's world.

The school board tried to take Jim porters immaculate advice, but decided instead to forget what they were talking about.