Jim Rome is Burning

An elaborate sexual maneuver that involves the following steps:

Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid

Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin

Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu

Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea

Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee

Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"

That bitch sassed me one too many times, so I got some taco bell and a lighter and gave her a Jim Rome is Burning.

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