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A fab nickname Michael Scott gave to Jim.
Can I call you Jimothy. How about Slim Jim.
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The myth,the man, the legend. Scholars theorize his existence, but all first hand reports have been lost. Scientists have studied his diet for years, but no one truly knows what he will eat. He squirrels away socks in every available location except a hamper. You'll know when your in his presence when you hear his beautiful Saxophone playing.
Holy Megapode! It's a Jimothy!
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He is someone that nobody knows if he is real, he may just be a rumor, but everyone uses him as an example or use him as a fictional person to use for the purpose of a hypothetical situation.
" Okay so lets say that Jimothy walks up to the storefront"
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A combination of the names Jim and Timothy; anyone who is named Jimothy will undoubtably be derpy and clumsy. Jimothys are very active, and will often run in circles for no reason. They also have an obsession with anything that starts with the letter B.
"Who is that weird looking guy in the corner?"
"I don't know, but he sure looks like a Jimothy."
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That Jimmy thicc big boi you gotta bring when you got them phat staccs to spend with the bois.
"Yo Jimothy is coming tonight."
"Jimothy?
"Mhmm, he got them timmy thicc jimmies."
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A Jimothy is any person who has an 8 year-old haircut plus enjoys and/or completes a narrow range of tasks. Namely: burn seshes and paying for YOUR benefit. At said burn seshes he goes nuts and this is where jimothies who have not been discovered show their true colors. They will poor gasoline on things that don't have any business being burned. Second, a Jimothy ALWAYS pays for things. Namely: food, vacations, mortgages, and college tuition. In the end we all love a Jimothy and will always appreciate their presence.
Guy 1: I am really hungry!
Guy 2: Where is Jimothy when you need him?!
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