The name for a small unintentional shock of sticking up hair which cannot be flattened. This is usually found in the shorter hairs around the crown area of the (usually male) head. It occurs when the bearer needs to wash his hair or has washed and slept on it whilst wet (it can also occur on the side of the head). It is named after a British 1950s comic book character who fashioned the style.
Rod stewart hairstyles often contain jimpies.
Billy went to bed with his hair wet. He woke the next morning with a Jimpie on the side of his head. It would not flatten with water nor spit.
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nasty Overgrown Disease In the Crotch.
Includes, Super Crabs, Ingrown Hairs, Loosening, Random Slime Build Up, Bumps, Random Bleeding
Guy 1: Hey Man, Did You Nail Britney At That Party?
Guy 2: Yeah That Bitch Gave Me The Jimpys!
Guy 1: Fuck Man, That Sucks. I Hope Its Not Contagious.
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Adjective form of popularly known "Jizz in my pants," or JIMP. Sexy or arousing, to the point of causing one to ejaculate in his own pants.
The way that chick danced in the club last night, it was so jimpy.
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