A combination of a jumper and a shirt made by sewing just the neck area and collar of the shirt into a v-neck jumper. Traditionally worn by people of a lazy persuasion who would otherwise be demonstrably adverse to ironing.
"You're looking significantly smarter than usual, it really looks like you've made an effort Patrick." "That'll be my new jirt."
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A tee shirt that is made to look like a professional sports teams uniform. This retains the classiness of the original uniform, but at a much more reasonable price.
That jirt looks so much like the real thing, and at a third of the price!
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Irregularly super small tiny and shriveled peen
How was your date?
Not so good, he had a jirt.
Its a shirt, but made of the same material as jeans are made of. If you get one you will be the most popular person. On sale for $3000 RIGHT NOW!!!!