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any birthday after a man's twenty first birthday
Mike: Dude, we have to get a cake for Brady's twenty second birthday.
Rusty: Oh, shit! It's Brady's Jizz Day?! Let's whip some shitties behind cumbys!
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National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!
Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*