jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

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Jizz

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

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Jizz

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

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Jizz

The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.

This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.

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jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

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jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

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Jizz

To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer

Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!

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