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you

You are a fucking joke.

by LawrenceMK2 November 11, 2020

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an elephant and a camel meet on a road:

Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?

The camel pauses for a mimute....

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...

the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!

by yogos July 21, 2006

1713๐Ÿ‘ 443๐Ÿ‘Ž


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there is a rooster on 1 side of the river and a cat on the other, the roosters food is on the cats side and the cats food is on the roosters side

the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...

the cat falls in

the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy

lmao, its true, no joke

by c0ksoaker June 23, 2009

297๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


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what do u call a black airplane pilot





a pilot you racist

fuckin tennis players

by Savino biotch April 9, 2005

1847๐Ÿ‘ 605๐Ÿ‘Ž


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A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."

come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)

by lilangel4eva September 24, 2009

1543๐Ÿ‘ 540๐Ÿ‘Ž


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you dont get it

(joke here)
OMG BRUH IM CANCELLING YOU FUCKING PEDO
he missed the JOKE

by treeman23 March 11, 2022

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whats the difference betwwen light and hard?

you can sleep with a light on

thats a funny ass joke

by tyler mccaffery January 9, 2009

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