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Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.
Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!
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to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
Dwayne is such a Rock Jock he always wears his Iron Maiden shirt at Football practice!!!!
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Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.