Joe Gatz

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Verb; 1.) To blissfully ignore normal everyday tasks and consequences with a shit-eating grin on you face. 2.) To fuck something up beyond everybody’s wildest beliefs and past the point of ever being repaired. 3.) To chug a Heineken faster than your ability to taste it, without a single breath in between. 4.) To do anything in which the quality severely fails to meet expectations or basic standards.
Noun; 1.) A short, fat alcoholic that is loved by everybody.

Adjective; 1.) Having to constantly rebel against your friends and peers when they ask you to handle basic tasks or favors.
2.) being extremely cunty and whiny.

“You’re Joe Gatzin so hard right now.”
“You’re pulling a Joe Gatz on me.”
“Relax Joe Gatz, that Heineken ain’t going anywhere.”