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Number 1 goalkeeper for Manchester City and England's national team. He is a great keeper and has awesome reflexes and diving skills. He also is funny and a sexy man.
City Fan #1: Hey did you see Joe Hart's performance today?
City Fan #2: Oh yeah! Another clean sheet!
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Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.
Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club
Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted
Quality goalkeeper, probably one of the best England has got in the last years. As of 2013, he plays for Manchester City. Paired with his goalkeeping skills is his resemblance of Barney from The Flintstones. Also widely known for acting like an ape everytime his team scores.
'Why is Joe Hart running around and slapping his own knees? Oh, City just scored.'
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Used to be England's undisputed best goalkeeper, however after that game in the Euros where we lost 2-1 to Iceland in an unexpected defeat by EVERYONE, he has turned to utter dog shit doing more bad than good for his loanee clubs.
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