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A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.
Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*
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The worst singer ever in the worst band ever. He sounds like a little girl when he sings.
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.
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A man who has enough hair on his one eyebrow to knit a soft quilt
"Wow his singing and sense of style are way off the mark. Must be Joe Jonas"
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An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
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Brother of Nick, Kevin, and Frankie Jonas. Member of the Jonas Brothers. Destined to go solo one day. He makes the tambourine so sexy. Reigns from my home state of new jersey, which obviously makes him even more awesome. He makes tight pants look good. He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He used to rock the "joehawk" (Mohawk). He's known for his raps about "jacketz" and "girls" and reallly bad ass jokes. His voice and his bod makes any girl melt. He's pretty much amazing.
I was at a Jonas Brothers concert and I saw Joe Jonas playing his tambourine and singing, and when he ripped his shirt open I stopped breathing because he just makes you go "OH BABY!".
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a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
Joe Jonas is awesome.
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