Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

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