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Joe Alwyn is a British actor famously known for being so gorgeous it actually hurts...
Buy Reputation by Taylor Swift including songs about Joe Alwyn and how he is fit like a daydream...
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OMG have you seen how hot Joe Alwyn is?
Yeah a literal daddy
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A british pisces who is poor at acting but is dating The Taylor Swift. and who will always be known as Tswift's boyfriend.
Hey do u know Joe Alwyn can't literally act and he doesn't have any musical intelligent but he won the Grammy by producing songs?
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a daddy wbk! king of acting ended your faves! has sex with Taylor Swift!
Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.
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a daddy! has sex with taylor swift frequently!
Taylor Swift moaned in the middle of the night: “oh joe alwyn, don’t stop, harder daddy!”
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Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
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