Joe watson (Joe Swanson) is a big faggit that lives on bensham bank in Gateshead. He lives with his mam who gets grinded on by Norman watson (his daddy). He’s popular for rocking damien in a norty grapple just down the road from his gaff. He’s fat and loves shagging women that are on the 12 hr clock.
Joe watson from bensham- the biggest bird
Jude mckenzie-‘Let wer invite joe out to pits he’s a sound bairn’
Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’
Joe watson is a useless bastard who sits on his arse all day beating his chucky to naked mma however he has a nice buzz cut and stinks of sweaty balls (mmmmm)
Hew ur like joe watson u kid (also referred to as joe Swanson)
Joe watson is a diverse kind of boy who loves anime and naked cartoon shows. Joe watson is also gay with a chode (a small chunky penis) joe watson has many friends like Jamie law who all refer to him as “eggy burps” because he gets these a lot and when he burps all he can taste is egg.
Wew ur burps are like joe watsons/swansons kid