John Brooks

A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.

Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!

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John Brooks

Literally the sexiest black man ever to exist. Hid style tops all else, no one can even remotely come close to topping the sexiness that is John. Known also for his loud YouTube videos that he tends to play.

Dude! Have you seen John Brooks?

Yeah, man! Lookin fly as always.

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