John'd

John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.

Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight

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John'd

When you get shot at school by an emo kid because you flirted with his ex-girlfriend.

Jimmy asked: Hey Cameron, why are you in the hospital? Cameron replied: "I talked to Cassandra and I got John'd".

John'd

To punch a hole in a wall. Usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.

Barney Stinson: "You never break up a girl fight! EVEEEER!"
*punches wall*
Viewer: "Woah, Barney just John'd that wall!"

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john'd

to doubt your drug dealer's existence.

We've been waiting for this guy for 23 hours and his sister here passed out in her own puke... We've got john'd

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Papa John'd

When someone loses their job and/or pizza chain for saying a word that starts with N and rhymes with 'bigger'. No exception is made for usage within non-racial contexts or even quoting another person. However, exceptions can be made for individuals with dark skin.

Keith: "Ouch, some dude at Netflix just got fired for saying n***** while describing a Dave Chappelle joke"
Jamal: "Lol, he got Papa John'd"
Keith: "I hope that doesn't happen to me or I could lose my career"

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