John Darwin

The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".

Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.

Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.