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John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021


John Marston

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

by Snake142 February 4, 2019


John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 17, 2020


John Marston

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella

John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.

by Stephan Q June 22, 2010

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classic john marston theme

the best music in the red dead serries

A:did you play the epilage of red dead redemption 2
B:no
A; becasse they reused the classic john marston theme in it

by arthur morgan 1899 November 20, 2021


John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023