John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.
Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!
Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.
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John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).
"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"
"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"
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The biggest fashion model EVER
John pork is calling
Or
βhave you seen John porks new post?β
βYes isnt he so beautiful β
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A phrase used to cut the sentence or the video.
"Hi guys m- John pork is calling."
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Like John Cena, but heβs a pig human
Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: Whatβs John Pork?
Allie: Heβs like John Cena but heβs a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.
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