One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"