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John and Edward are contestants in the 2009 Series of X Factor. They are often booed by the audience because they "Cannot sing" and always avoid the final 2. Their mentor is Louis Walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are Irish. A lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. If they win the competition, Simon Cowell will leave the country.
Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!
Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*
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A US Senator who ran for president.
He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.
He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."
He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
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A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.
Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!
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The Biggest douche in the universe.
"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
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When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.
"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"
"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."
"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
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biggest douche in the universe
John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
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Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.
He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.
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