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A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.
A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.
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To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
That Bitch is begging for john's river face.
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When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.
"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"
A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke
tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face
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