A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.
Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice
a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint’
customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
A gay guy who sucks lots of penis fron the back
John hardy sucks penis