John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.

"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"

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