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John Wall

Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."

-noun

1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason

2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you

-verb

1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand

2. The act of feigning interest when there is none

Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus

Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)

-noun

1. Conversation between guy and girl:

Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?

Girl: I would love to!

*Next day*

Guy: So, you ready to hang out?

Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.

Guy: You are such a John Wall.

-verb

1. Two guys talking to each other:

Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?

Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.

by IHATEJOHNWALL(S) May 26, 2010

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The John Wall Era

Is is the time period when John Wall leads the Kentucky Wildcats to a National Championship for the first time since 1998!!!! ohh and yes he will go KENTUCKY!!!!

Nobody will ever forget The John Wall Era in 2010 when the Wildcats won their 8th NCAA championship.

by Draft saved at 4:39 PM February 24, 2010

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John Wall Dance

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.

Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!

by HitStick93 March 2, 2010

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wall john

a wall mounted uranial

be right back i got to use the wall john

by gomer83 May 15, 2007

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