Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

johnny bomb

Masterbation or bombing of one's Johnny. To touch one's private parts in public or private in a stroking or choking manner.

Paco Sanchez: "Where you been all day Santiago?"

Santiago Ramierez: "Oh... Just Johnny Bombin it"