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Johnny Cage is one of the original characters in the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. He is a popular action star who has appeared in such films as Ninja Mime, The Gist of my Fist, Sudden Violence I - III, and HWAAAA!!! (for which he won an Oscar). He is known as the comic relief character in the games and holds the record for most times killed and resurected (3 deaths, 2 ressurections so far). His first two deaths, however, were attriubted to bad writing, and his official death was in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, though he is set to return in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He is known for his Shadow Kick special move, his Decapitation fatality, and his trademark sunglasses. The movies portray him as having something of a relationship with fellow Earthrealm warrior Sonya Blade, and this has been picked up by the games.
*I shadow kick my friend five times in a row*
Friend: Johnny Cage blows...
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A nutbuster.
There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.
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A popular character from Mortal Kombat based on Jean-Claude Van Damme. Known as a goofy, comic relief character who is all about flash and lacks real fighting ability. Originally designed to resemble the character of Frank Dux from Bloodsport, he was later remodeled to always wear sunglasses in order to look "Hollywood".
Johnny Cage is the coolest character in MK history!!
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A verb used to express anger or upset when a character from a previous movie, book, or game is killed off rather quickly in the fallowing sequel such as johnny cage in the movie Mortal Kombat's sequal.
person a) Dude he was a grate character and now he is dead.
Person B) yep, he just got johnny-caged.
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The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"
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The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT
Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT
Girl two: RIGHT?!