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The smallest Dick of them all
Johns dick is tiny
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The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!
Fucking jOhN dICK
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When you go into Papa John's and get raped by a pizza.
Friend: Man, it was a Papa John Rape Dick in that party.
Friend2 : that's gross.
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When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.
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When a dick smells like jimmy johns.
Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?