johnzy

1. A nickname for someone of the full lengthed name John Ryan Johns

2. A purely seductive roommate who knows how to kick it

3. A Sexy man

4. used to define the Best Roommate in the world

1. "Yo whats ur name"
"Johnzy"
"Oh whats up john ryan johns"

2. "Yo my roommate is a total Johnzy. We totally know how to rock"
"Is he single?"
"ha YOU could never get a JOHNZY"

3. "Hey jen look at that guy hes such a JOHNZY!"
"I wanna do him!"

4. "My roommate is JOHNZY."
"Dude your soooo lucky my roommate is so lame!"

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Johnzie Bag

A bag of herbs which is sold exclusively by John Halligan. Often given to foolish customers who believe it is cannabis, John has made much profit from this great scam. However despite his best efforts to deny that the bag is in fact herbs, many cannabis-users in the local Waterford area now have it out for Halligan and his false baggies.

"Wud ya like a johnzie bag wud ya?"
"Aw no we got a johnzie bag!"

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