Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!