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Jordan'd

To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.

"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"

by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley October 10, 2019


Jordan'd

When you smack da hell outta someone

Damn Julius got Jordan'd

by Big Mac Davis August 31, 2008

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Jordan'd

To be romantically rejected by a hand gesture of a "thumbs down", most commonly used in VR Chat.

I asked her out on a date in VRC, and she totally Jordan'd me with her full body tracking.

by Whimsiez June 13, 2022

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Jordan'd

Not attending an event by either dropping out late notice, or being non committal to anything so they can just not turn up.

"Oh, he's Jordan'd again"

"He's probably Jordaning"

by Tim Roddle March 11, 2023


jordan'd out

A term used to describe someone who is wearing nothing but "Jordan"(Micheal Jordan's brand name) paraphernalia. This would include every article of clothing that is able to be seen on this individual: shoes, socks, pants/shorts, shirt, hat, hoodie/sweatshirt, watch, ristband,etc.

Jemal is compleatly jordan'd out tonight.

by JoRDAn fan November 8, 2010

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jordan'd

to become almost as pretty as Jordan, the prettiest girl in the world

that girl was alright, then she got Jordan'd, now she's pretty

by Lukas_Scar August 15, 2024