To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.
"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"
To be romantically rejected by a hand gesture of a "thumbs down", most commonly used in VR Chat.
I asked her out on a date in VRC, and she totally Jordan'd me with her full body tracking.
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Not attending an event by either dropping out late notice, or being non committal to anything so they can just not turn up.
"Oh, he's Jordan'd again"
"He's probably Jordaning"
A term used to describe someone who is wearing nothing but "Jordan"(Micheal Jordan's brand name) paraphernalia. This would include every article of clothing that is able to be seen on this individual: shoes, socks, pants/shorts, shirt, hat, hoodie/sweatshirt, watch, ristband,etc.
Jemal is compleatly jordan'd out tonight.
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to become almost as pretty as Jordan, the prettiest girl in the world
that girl was alright, then she got Jordan'd, now she's pretty