Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.

Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..

Jordan Boss Chen

1.Greasy
2. Cool
3. Biggest MUDAPHUKEN G of BMSS
4. Macks on anything that looks like pussy
5. Bad Breath
Example: Smokes a pack a day, yellow teeth, etc.
6. Known all over the west side of Burnaby

"Yo, who is that" says Novette
"YO NIGGA IT'S JORDAN BOSS CHEN, NIGGA BOOK IT HE'S GUNNA FUKEN WASTE US" says random black kid

"Hey, you know any numbers for E" asks some black kid
"Yea, dial up the homie Jordan Mudaphuken CHEN!"

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