A pretty princess who brushes his hair all the damn time, he is also a smart ass most of the times and if you decide to invite him over he will most likely eat all your food. The chances of him getting bitches is 0.
Me: "Man you have noodle arms"
Joseph Garza : "Actually that's not physically possible becuase..."
A man who is very good looking and is very calm and doesn't like to start fights
Random person:Yo Joseph Garza your so gay
Joseph Garza:k cool