Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.

Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January