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The Prime Minister of Canada
Justin Beiber: I'm moving to Canada where Justin Trudeau rules.
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"Daddy Trudeau", otherwise known as the most well-known sugar daddy in Canada. Supplying his sugar-babies with 2,000 a month to "live". The best daddy all girls could have during a pandemic. Nice butt that will keep you up till 3:16 AM annoyed that your lover does not have the booty that Daddy Trudeau has. Man of all women's dreams and he's the perfect man for us- I mean Canada.
"I just made my shrine to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada! I can wait to pray to it tonight!"
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The worst thing ever to happen to Canada. Does not answer a single question, says progressive to get out of every fucking situation he is in. Appointed a journalist with no experience in finance and foreign affairs to be the finance minister. Can't get through a sentence without saying, "um uh... Uh, Canada is a progressive country so no I will not answer your question on anything" Also despite being so, "PROGRESSIVE" did blackface. We literally elected a fucking blackface drama teacher to be our prime minister.
Dumbass: "Derrrrrr! JuStIn TrUdEaU Is ThE BeSt PrImInIsTeR tO EvEr RuLe CanAdEr!"
Rational Person: "Actually, his time as prime minister has been-"
Dumbass: "ShUt Up BiGoT!"
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An embarassment of a prime minister
Justin Trudeau is best known for being soft af on issues, saying the most passive "progressive" shit that'll get him likes from 20 year old gender study graduates, while also doing shit like blackface.
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Overrated and inept leader who Canadians love too much and by Canadians I mean people from Toronto. He can never answer questions in parliament. His speeches sounds so robotic like he is reading from a teleprompter. Whenever someone asks him a tough question all he does is deflect and say some random shit about how Canada is a progressive country and we should use peoplekind instead of mankind blah blah same old same old statements... Canada is only so much progressive and stable until other countries like Israel, the US, etc have access to vaccines and we don't. He also btw has given a eulogy to Fidel Castro who was a dictator and he has praised the CCP nother dictatorship while he claims to be a democratic progressive leader.
He can't ever solve any problems like the housing market which affects young people so much but most young people here still love him to death. He's just in power to say pretty things and look pretty. The Liberal party can choose a much better leader than him. Those who praise him are very naive people Canada has had a bunch of better leaders and for that person who calls Trudeau a sugar daddy who gives people $2,000 he's also asked some people to pay back that money what kind of sugar daddy would do that?
A leader who can get by on only looks, and being the son of a former prime minister and nothing else. He must be a Justin Trudeau
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The worst (natural, social, economic, political) disaster that Canada ever had. If you ask him a question, he will call you a racist or an intolerant before you even finish saying "Mr Trudeau, I have a questi..." His ministers are as smart as a 10 year old kid. Creates a huge debt for the country and keeps on saying: "tHe BuDgEt WiLl BaLaNcE iT sElF !11!!!1" Gives 10 million dollars to a terrorist and let even more of them get into the country.
Jack: "Hey dude, I'm broke."
Steve: "What did you do again?"
Jack : "I bought stuff online that never came."
Steve: "Shit, when will you learn to not act like Justin Trudeau?"
Jack: "You are an intolerant because you said that God Justin Trudau was bad!!!!"
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Justin Trudeau takes it rectally from the dark lords because he's an obedient, globalist butt boy.
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